Whats the difference between a peeping tom and a pick-pocket?

One of them snatches watches

The other watches snatches

What's the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a hooker with diarrhea?

One shucks between fits

What's the difference between a tribe of pygmys and a marathon featuring the Kardashians?

One is a cunning group of runts.

What’s the difference between Houdini and a bunch of really good looking strippers? Houdini had cunning stunts.

Lots of things

The difference between a nun and a woman in the bathtub? A nun has hope in her soul.

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I don't know, what?