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Engage69 OP t1_j9ubs0q wrote

This is an original joke I thought of when the guinea pig wouldn't stop chewing the side of its cage.

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Tim_the_geek t1_j9uulb9 wrote

Free from Mr. Slave.

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4Plus20MakesHappy t1_j9uztdn wrote

“A great adventure is waiting for you ahead/

hurry onward Lemmiwinks or you will soon be dead/

the journey before you may be long and filled with woahs/

but you must escape the gay man's ass or your tale can’t be told.”

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fretinator007 t1_j9ul1nw wrote

I thought he wound up in the clothes hamster.

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ManWithRedCape t1_j9v73wj wrote

as soon as it came out of the closet, it found itself at the gates of the narnia, with mufasa waiting for him

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tbut155 t1_j9wy4li wrote

If you would have said wardrobe instead of closet, it would make sense. Saying closet makes it sound like a gay joke

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B0-Dh1 t1_j9vh3l9 wrote

A pigsty!

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SBRH33 t1_j9vqeoi wrote

Is this a Jerry Penacoli joke?

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51Bayarea0 t1_j9vrscp wrote

I thought this was going to be a Richard Gere joke

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TheJuniorMint90 t1_j9w5mln wrote

Is the guinea pig Dr. Wiggles from John Wick and his dog?

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Ogfrebu83 t1_j9wbbdu wrote

Wait! ..

... pig ...

... came ...

... closet ...

Sounds like an infidelity or a lgbt statement ...

But the answer is :

"out if the closet!"

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coolboy_24278 t1_j9wmzt0 wrote

LGBT pride parade could’ve also been a good answer😂

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