Submitted by Soleserious t3_10nx7yc in Jokes
BluePhantom32 t1_j6ccpx6 wrote
This joke could also work for soccer fans. Substitute Ronaldo for Gretzky and have him mistaking his wife for saying, “Messi, eh?”
psihonix t1_j6cen4z wrote
For me, not knowing who Messier is, it worked with Gretzky and Messi aswell :) both legends
Klaus0225 t1_j6dli0u wrote
For me not knowing who Messier or Messi is I didn’t get it into I read the comments.
StekenDeluxe t1_j6cmk90 wrote
Many, many, many people do not follow ice hockey.
GoodJobSanchez t1_j6cs09p wrote
Pretty sure there's at least 5 of us
DaBig_L_Xx t1_j6cwcra wrote
Basically just the Canadians
Source: I am Canadian
its_a_gibibyte t1_j6d23q8 wrote
Even people who follow ice hockey don't neccesarily look up classic ice hockey. Messier won the canada cup in 1984, 1987, and 1991. Anyone who remembers watching those games is at least 40 at this point.
redRabbitRumrunner t1_j6dz95q wrote
I’ll just cry softly in my old man bed
sashaaa123 t1_j6crqxd wrote
Literally the only hockey player I know is Wayne Gretzky, and that's just because people talk about him all the time on reddit.
str85 t1_j6eq00q wrote
I'm a Swedish person who has zero interest in sports really, i could probably name 20+ NHL players from the 90s and all teams... Reason, those damn hockey cards we all collected. Pokemon wasn't really invented when I was that age but the need to collect cards was strong.
Not sure why I'm sharing this life story btw...
sashaaa123 t1_j6er7u4 wrote
Isn't hockey somewhat popular in Sweden? I'm from Italy and I don't know anyone who watches or plays hockey
str85 t1_j6hf16w wrote
It is, but that doesn't help if your not really in to sports ;)
Bcruz75 t1_j6euvgk wrote
Got any Foppa cards?
str85 t1_j6hf3yi wrote
Not sure if i have any left, but definitely had some from his time in Modo.
borgcubecubed t1_j6ferbl wrote
I’m curious, is Messier a name you knew then?
str85 t1_j6hf65p wrote
Without cheating or googling, Mark? Is that the first name?
BassicNic t1_j6fegy0 wrote
(I assume downvotes are due to Mark's testicle. Life comes at you fast.)
Tifoso89 t1_j6cxek5 wrote
Even better, no need for the "eh." Maybe he comes all over her and she says "this is messy". "No, it's me, Cristiano😟"
notmyrealnam3 t1_j6dk0mn wrote
“It’s so Messi”
Bahamut3585 t1_j6f3jlm wrote
Mmmm, Messi
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TheTree_43 t1_j6ejuep wrote
It definitely works better with Gretzky and Moose because of the Canadian "eh"
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