Submitted by Soleserious t3_10nx7yc in Jokes
dukeofgonzo t1_j6bk7kp wrote
It's a great joke but very niche.
Soleserious OP t1_j6blx77 wrote
Yeah I was wondering how many would be scratching their heads at this one lol
JFKRFKSRVLBJ t1_j6bv2hu wrote
If I believed in spending actual money for dumb reddit awards, I’d give your post a trophy, OP.
jeffersonairmattress t1_j6c3hs4 wrote
It would be the only cup OP’s town will ever celebrate.
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WrathfulVengeance13 t1_j6cekyj wrote
Give the free one. Look under coins.
CharsOwnRX-78-2 t1_j6cqha6 wrote
They stopped giving out the free one, AFAIK
WrathfulVengeance13 t1_j6dha9l wrote
They stopped advertising it..it's under coins.
CharsOwnRX-78-2 t1_j6dhnrq wrote
Yeah, I can click into coins right now and it's not there.
Unless they restricted the free award to desktop only. It's not on mobile
WrathfulVengeance13 t1_j6dikue wrote
Well shit. I usually get one every week. I'm no premium or nuthin either, and I'm on mobile. If you remember just check it every so often. They keep changing shit so you might be right.
Tifoso89 t1_j6cwx9j wrote
I got it from context. I understood it was a pun with the name "Messier" and I have no idea who that is, but assume he was another hockey player.
j4kefr0mstat3farm t1_j6dnzzg wrote
His long-time teammate, specifically
Orodruin666 t1_j6f1j16 wrote
And Vancouver Canucks legend
unripenedboyparts t1_j6faajx wrote
I confused hockey with football, Messier with Messi and still got the joke.
sand-man11 t1_j6fz3vd wrote
It’s brilliant.
nicunta t1_j6drxxe wrote
I laughed, read it to my boyfriend, then explained the context.
arekkushisu t1_j6coc00 wrote
Why would she all over his face? like, is she a dude?
bklynsnow t1_j6d5bt2 wrote
You've never gone down on a woman and ended up with a shiny face?
Cheddre t1_j6dtg9l wrote
We’re on Reddit bro, we can’t make assumptions like this 😭😭
bklynsnow t1_j6duct1 wrote
Fair.
arekkushisu t1_j6d786k wrote
ah. so that's what that was.
Totes_mc0tes t1_j6cv2op wrote
Mainstream here in Canada though
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