A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Gimme a beer!"

The bartender replies, "This bar doesn't serve beer to bears."

The bear says, "C'mon, just this one time."

The bartender again replies, "This bar doesn't serve beer to bears."

The bear then walks over to a woman sitting at the bar, kills her, and eats half her body. He then says to the bartender once more, "Give me a fucking beer!"

The bartender calmly answers, "This bar doesn't serve beer to bears who do drugs."

"What??" says the bear.

The bartender replies, "That was a bar bitch you ate."