Submitted by J_S_M_K t3_10o9xl1 in Jokes

When he gets there, the devil comes over to welcome him. The devil then says, "Sometimes it gets pretty uncomfortable down here."

The man says, "No problem. I'm from Winnipeg."

So the devil goes over to the thermostat, turns the temperature up to 100, and the humidity up to 80. He then goes back to the Winnipeg man to see how he's doing. To the devil's surprise, the man is doing just fine.

"No problem...just like Winnipeg in June," the man says.

So the devil goes back over to the thermostat, and turns the temperature up to 150, and the humidity up to 90. He then goes back over to see how the Winnipeg man is doing. The man is sweating a little, but overall looks comfortable.

"No problem. Just like Winnipeg in July," the man says.

So now the devil goes over to the thermostat, turns the temperature up to 200, and the humidity up to 100. When he goes back to see how the man is doing, the man is sweating profusely, and has taken his shirt off. Otherwise, he seems OK.

He says, "No problem. Just like Winnipeg in August." Now the devil is really perplexed. So he goes back to the thermostat, and turns the temperature down to MINUS 150 DEGREES. Immediately, all the humidity in the air freezes up, and the whole place (meaning Hell) becomes a frigid, barren, frozen, deathly cold wasteland.

When he goes back now to see how the Winnipeg man is doing, he is shocked to discover the man is jumping up and down, and cheering in obvious delight. The devil immediately asks the man what's going on. To which the Winnipeg man replies.....

"THE JETS WON THE STANLEY CUP!!!"

"THE JETS WON THE STANLEY CUP!!!"

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Psychological-Rub-72 t1_j6db019 wrote

In my head I'm substituting NYC for Winnipeg, and Superbowl for Stanley Cup.

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SongtuNguyen t1_j6dedsj wrote

I fundamentally reject the premise of this joke.

Ottawa is already hell.

He would’ve just woken up.

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Waitsfornoone t1_j6e56kf wrote

Wow! It's not he Detroit Lions anymore?

Things must be getting better in the D.

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Branesergen t1_j6f0ntf wrote

1st time I heard this was Texas and the Dallas Cowboys winning the superbowl lol

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OatmealBeast t1_j6foop4 wrote

I was thinking. Every year. And every hockey season Canadians are lambasted with how good the Maple Leafs are going to be and how good they are. Kinda gets boring after the first couple seasons. Hahaha. Sorry for the rant. Hahaha.

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Huge-Name-6489 t1_j6frq7n wrote

I think you should apologize for this joke-excusez excusez excusez

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SnowseaGames t1_j6g4rnk wrote

A rare sighting of my hometown in the wild! The only reason anybody has heard about Winnipeg is because of hockey.

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BigPZ t1_j6gampj wrote

I heard this joke 20 years ago but it was Toronto/the Leafs

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sadArtax t1_j6grqqv wrote

Winnipeg gets all sorts of random shoutouts; several episodes of the Simpsons, that time the docs in Grey's anatomy liased with st. Boniface hospital, she- hulk went on a date with a guy banned from Winnipeg. It's kind of funny how much is just randomly mentioned in pop culture.

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S1eepyZ t1_j6gw0dc wrote

Not only did he freeze hell over, he flooded it with 100% humidity.

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auctor24 t1_j6hjis2 wrote

Don't live in America but this joke made me feel awfully sorry for whatever team is the Jets.

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