The old man looked really young, like a 60 year old. The reporter, surprised, asked him:

Whoah, what's your secret to live so long and look so young?
It's really easy sir, I never argue with idiots.
Haha! That can't be the reason.
Alright, alright, that's not the reason.

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serpenthanded t1_j6cbnb5 wrote on January 29, 2023 at 8:52 AM

#1,575,661

chuckleworthy

Macca49 t1_j6csrpu wrote on January 29, 2023 at 12:38 PM

#1,578,218

An old joke on The Two Ronnies was they meant to interview the oldest man in England but he couldn’t come in as his dad was sick

dfdfdf87 t1_j6cxr1j wrote on January 29, 2023 at 1:31 PM

#1,579,140

Replying to Macca49 (#1,578,218)

That is wonderful - they were such excellent writers

HandsOnGeek t1_j6e5q83 wrote on January 29, 2023 at 6:40 PM

#1,586,823

Replying to serpenthanded (#1,575,661)

A Sensible Chuckle, even.

Key-Process-1778 t1_j6f7f84 wrote on January 29, 2023 at 10:33 PM

#1,593,004

Replying to Macca49 (#1,578,218)

When the reporter went to interview the old man's dad the next weekend, the old guy told them to make it quick because he was going to his dad's wedding. The reporter asked him, "why a man of his dad's advanced age would want to get married?" He replied, "who said he 'wanted' to get married?"

[deleted] t1_j6fgeyp wrote on January 29, 2023 at 11:28 PM

#1,594,557

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DragonAtlas t1_j6fttbc wrote on January 30, 2023 at 12:57 AM

#1,597,297

Replying to Macca49 (#1,578,218)

Mandelbaum Mandelbaum Mandelbaum!

Timedoutsob t1_j6fv0ha wrote on January 30, 2023 at 1:05 AM

#1,597,549

Replying to Macca49 (#1,578,218)

In case anyone's not seen it

https://youtu.be/0CmaLgxLDE0