Submitted by Zylstra_Logan t3_10pkpzq in Jokes
He also caught that ball
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Opus-the-Penguin t1_j6l3zyt wrote
Oooh! Mind if I try a variation?
Chuck Norris hit what would have been the longest home run in MLB history, except that the ball was caught. By Chuck Norris.
Zylstra_Logan OP t1_j6l508i wrote
😂even better
Opus-the-Penguin t1_j6l8b6e wrote
Did you come up with the original yourself? I think it's a great contribution to the sub-genre of Chuck Norris jokes. I'm happy if I helped polish the diamond a little.
Zylstra_Logan OP t1_j6lfqd6 wrote
Yes I did urs is definitely better tho
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adamempathy t1_j6lxbv2 wrote
It was an attempt at a bunt
Creatic87 t1_j6m13kg wrote
Chuck norris did a slam dunk once. It is more commonly known as the San Andreas Fault now.
Nanoro615 t1_j6ns98s wrote
He tried to crack one open with the boys once... We call the location of this momentous event, "The Grand Canyon".
OnlyMortal666 t1_j6nuq1b wrote
It hit him in the back of the head while he was still at the home base.
RevolutionaryAd94 t1_j6nwx51 wrote
Chuck Norris won Rookie of the Year. 3 consecutive seasons.
Leftygoleft999 t1_j6nxdwj wrote
Chuck Norris averaged 5 hits a game before he even left the dugout
Aldrakev t1_j6owqyu wrote
me made sure to sign the ball before he played so the aliens would know who gave them a ball.
BuckshotPA t1_j6p1mlu wrote
It wasn't really that hard to catch, he only had to turn around and wait for it to come around the planet.
Bounceupandown t1_j6p9mpm wrote
Chuck Morris thought he was wrong once but he was mistaken
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