Submitted by AralphNity t3_10lraju in Jokes
EvilRedRobot t1_j5yhr2o wrote
I raise my glass of rye to you!
BeerShitzAndBongRips t1_j60gnil wrote
I would like to propose a toast
EvilRedRobot t1_j60j9dc wrote
If you can afford it. It's a punpernickel.
Waitsfornoone t1_j5yoy99 wrote
Wheat is her problem?
EvilRedRobot t1_j5ypj33 wrote
She likes to go against the grain but ciabatta watch out.
Professional_Bear180 t1_j5yzszn wrote
Tell her to get oat of here!
EvilRedRobot t1_j5z20gw wrote
It won't make a pita difference. He'll just keep loafing around. But at yeast they donut have a bun in the oven to worry about.
Animustrapped t1_j614en3 wrote
That's completely oaty tea
boitrubl t1_j61bm6t wrote
peter griffin voice Haha that means two things
EvilRedRobot t1_j61r2rm wrote
Whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?
server_busy t1_j5yjwh9 wrote
The real joke
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