Submitted by master-virus t3_10hrzw9 in Jokes
She broke up with him
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master-virus OP t1_j5a1uhq wrote
I was hoping for a bloody terrible
master-virus OP t1_j5a1z78 wrote
What's your best biscuit joke?
Delbuns t1_j5a5a4m wrote
Don’t try to butter me up to get all the good jokes out of me. I promise you I won’t crumble under the pressure.
master-virus OP t1_j5a6qy7 wrote
When I read that I laughed. Thanks for the laugh my friend.
vakrka t1_j5a9uxs wrote
You definitely could have done batter
No_Priority_4998 t1_j5abb88 wrote
Girl friend
RetrospectiveP6 t1_j5al7u0 wrote
Because it's limp?
spottydogsoitis t1_j5av3by wrote
What’s a pilots favourite biscuit? A wee plane one!
HOCKHOCKHOCKHOCKHOCK t1_j5b7vbw wrote
Their relationship just crumbled
Alarming_Ad1746 t1_j5b8867 wrote
a; He didn't have enough dough.
thesixburghkid t1_j5bx8ee wrote
Wow, that's horrendous.
fd1Jeff t1_j5ci4m2 wrote
I don’t have one. But if I did, it would either be funny or have some insight, unlike what you posted.
Spicy6Chord t1_j5cldn8 wrote
He never gave anyone flours.
tuepm t1_j5clvls wrote
I don't get it
Cullen_Andamnson t1_j5cqtel wrote
people saying this isn’t funny don’t understand the true zeitgeist of 2023 comedy
mrbendel t1_j5crkme wrote
Biscuits are known to be flaky friends
Appropriate_Ebb_3517 t1_j5dgey5 wrote
Because he was a biscuit
ChaseShiny t1_j5dhkni wrote
I don't think the biscuit swings that way, given that I found it in your gravy
Mercerskye t1_j5dl54y wrote
Two biscuits are baking in the oven. One turns to the Other, and says, "man, it's hot in here!"
The Other biscuit replies, "Holy cow! A talking biscuit!"
stevesinca t1_j5dmtp1 wrote
She went for the loaf of bread, he had more dough
zickzebra5723 t1_j5dvpzx wrote
r/antijokes
K16w32a2r4k8 t1_j5dwq2y wrote
Don’t you know who biscuit is? His first team called him that, but the world knew him as the Fridge. No joke.
fffuuvftyuvryubb t1_j5e3hpm wrote
This comment has me dead
Totintug t1_j5e5yqj wrote
This works as an anti joke
Prestigious-Baby5699 t1_j5e7r10 wrote
Oh crumbs no dough
MrGoodnessMctickles t1_j5e84k1 wrote
She was covered in gravy and eaten..... Mmmm...mmmm......
skanktastik t1_j5ehksy wrote
He was too bisquick in the sack.
NDodma01 t1_j5ephzk wrote
She broke up with him because he was raisin hell
wildgriest t1_j5f9ru7 wrote
He was a crummy provider.
master-virus OP t1_j5fye06 wrote
lol good one.
master-virus OP t1_j5fyhda wrote
I love that.
master-virus OP t1_j5fyj9c wrote
Could indeed lol
master-virus OP t1_j5fykmo wrote
Bro that made me laugh.
master-virus OP t1_j5fymtm wrote
I like it.
Significant_Ad_6825 t1_j5gk1y4 wrote
He was too busy getting baked
Delbuns t1_j5a1jto wrote
Awful.