Submitted by master-virus t3_10hrzw9 in Jokes
She broke up with him
Submitted by master-virus t3_10hrzw9 in Jokes
She broke up with him
What's your best biscuit joke?
Don’t try to butter me up to get all the good jokes out of me. I promise you I won’t crumble under the pressure.
When I read that I laughed. Thanks for the laugh my friend.
I don’t have one. But if I did, it would either be funny or have some insight, unlike what you posted.
I was hoping for a bloody terrible
Their relationship just crumbled
lol good one.
You definitely could have done batter
Could indeed lol
a; He didn't have enough dough.
I love that.
I don't get it
He never gave anyone flours.
I like it.
Biscuits are known to be flaky friends
r/antijokes
He was a crummy provider.
Bro that made me laugh.
Because it's limp?
What’s a pilots favourite biscuit? A wee plane one!
Wow, that's horrendous.
people saying this isn’t funny don’t understand the true zeitgeist of 2023 comedy
I don't think the biscuit swings that way, given that I found it in your gravy
Two biscuits are baking in the oven. One turns to the Other, and says, "man, it's hot in here!"
The Other biscuit replies, "Holy cow! A talking biscuit!"
This comment has me dead
She went for the loaf of bread, he had more dough
Don’t you know who biscuit is? His first team called him that, but the world knew him as the Fridge. No joke.
This works as an anti joke
Oh crumbs no dough
She was covered in gravy and eaten..... Mmmm...mmmm......
He was too bisquick in the sack.
She broke up with him because he was raisin hell
He was too busy getting baked
Because he was a biscuit
Girl friend
Delbuns t1_j5a1jto wrote
Awful.