Submitted by BrunoAndRoyal t3_10j188w in Jokes
But she was no match for my car
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Revolutionary_Oil897 t1_j5i176t wrote
Good one, but fix your math. A 102 year old woman was born in 1920 or 1921
Sludgenet t1_j5i3ruh wrote
Wife's grandma was born in 1914. 108 and still clear mind.
nodeal-ordeal t1_j5i5i97 wrote
Amazing!
Poopikaki t1_j5iqibp wrote
The flu might of still been around?
Arisayne t1_j5ir3em wrote
Hi! Just as an FYI, it's "might have" or "might've". "_____ of" is a common (unfortunately) mistake.
Poopikaki t1_j5ircmz wrote
Thank you for correcting. I learned English from tv lol.
Arisayne t1_j5iriqf wrote
You're welcome! And, it's an easy mistake to make, especially if you don't see it written. Pleeeeeeeenty of native speakers do it too.
Batherini t1_j5j3axc wrote
What's the joke?
JamesyWamesy1 t1_j5kc6b0 wrote
It's past tense, maybe he hit her with his car in 2020.
JamesyWamesy1 t1_j5kceuy wrote
The flu and corona didn't kill her, but hitting her with a car did.
Marinphotonyc t1_j5lscj5 wrote
I spit my beer! 😂
Batherini t1_j5njbrj wrote
Thanks. That's what i thought but i don't find it funny. Maybe the writing. It's the irony, the futility of life? Maybe the sadism in all of us?
Blakninja90 t1_j5hs3r2 wrote
Lol