Submitted by nosrednehnai t3_10nbdqx in Jokes
A concentration camp
Submitted by nosrednehnai t3_10nbdqx in Jokes
A concentration camp
For that, you don't even need to have ADHD.
Fingerpaint... FINGERPAINT!
Living in a world with people that dont have it
Probably the worst punishment for anyone tbh
An empty house no furniture etc
Being forced to read a long and boring book for 10 hours straight.
10 minutes of a boring book !! This is how I fall asleep
Doing taxes
This joke is from South Park
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Ironically, not a joke... Has anyone ever taken the T.O.V.A. test? Freaking torture!
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Your disrespect couldn't be timed any better. This weekend marks the anniversary of the freeing of Auschwitz-Birkenau. Perhaps you should visit a concentration camp and test out the rest of your antisemitic humor. Or is you prefer China has a few, as well, you can watch their Muslim slaves make NBA, Disney, & Apple, products.
So a comedian dies and goes to the pearly gates. God is like, funny guy huh. Tell me a joke and if I laugh you get to go in.
The comedian goes ahead and tells God a holocaust joke.
It leaves a bad taste in God’s mouth and says it’s not funny.
The comedian goes, “I guess you had to be there”!
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I had no idea, the joke occurred to me last night and I wasn’t sure if it was just a dumb joke or so dumb it’s funny. I think it’s more of a troll joke if anything at this point. I wasn’t aware of my timing. The joke is on me at this point lol.
Nah the guys just a sensitive bitch. Was definitely so dumb it was funny. I laughed anyways. Don't be sorry if everyone was sorry there wouldn't be any jokes left.
Calling this joke antisemitic is hostile to the lgbt community and utterly insensitive to the romani. Or maybe you should visit r/lostredditors if you can't understand a simple pun. Because tragedy plus time equals humor.
What's the difference between a joke and a dick? JPMerola can't take a joke.
I have ADHD and don't find this offensive. Grow a pair and stop being such a snowflake.
An antisemitic & a homophobe what a thread. But I haven't seen the funny part, yet. Keep working in it haters.
Who died and made you king of what's funny and what isn't? Get over yourself you entitled pretentious virtue signalling twat. Who decided anyone here was an antisemite? You did, when you read the word concentration camp and got your little precious snowflake knickers in a knot.
It's a play on words, not a laugh at the expense of suffering. I seriously hope you're having a laugh and this is your pathetic attempt at sarcasm or satire.
I didn't determine anything as funny or not. Obviously based on his response I informed the OP of the potential for offense, that he had not considered. Such anger in a comedy thread is not much more appropriate than you found mine. And nowhere near the manly & threatening response you've convince yourself it is. If you're calling another man a name, you obviously don't have the verbal & mental skills that are required for the circumstance. Seek help, before you try to threaten/insult the wrong person in life, & get hurt.
So you just sit around on reddit all day, scrolling and waiting until you find something to be offended at? Have you considered the fact that it being potentially offensive is what makes it funny?
Here's an idea, if you see a freshly laid dog shit on the side walk. Do you walk around it and think nothing of it? Or do you roll around in it yelling and screaming, I don't like it, I don't like it.
The only thing that's threatened by what I'm saying is your precious ego. If I saw you or someone else carry on this way outside in public. You can count on me opening my mouth and saying something then to. It's gotten me into trouble more times than I can count. As you can see it's very unlikely that I'll ever learn my lesson.
You should spend your days in r/whitepeopletwitter. They are much more your style.
Brother, you're supposed to use "/s" for sarcastic remarks.
Worse punishment would be hanging out with you.
I ain’t readin allat
Ha ha ha
As a German, that never wants that to happen again, i found the joke quite funny. You are right, we are "celebrating" (Well, its my favorite part of the end of the war next to the end of the war) the freedom of about 7500 people 78 years ago. I think you should be able to joke about things that happened. But i guess not every american likes jokes about 9/11, so not every German likes jokes about the Holocaust - though the holocaust had way more deaths than 9/11.
You are also right about the China part. They also have concentration camps, for chinese muslims (I think that was it, right? I dont remember what "Uiguren" [Only taken from pronunciation, can be spelled wrong] is translated to, but i remember it was something with muslims, like you already said), right now.
Like i said, i dont want a second Holocaust, but thats the reason we have to joke about it or allow to joke about it. Its also been about 80 years since the last person was killed in a concentration camp - though they probably got tortured until the last second.
I dont know why i spend so much time explaining this, but well, i hope you can take a joke in the future :D
Stop getting butthurt and crying you little whiny dumbass snowflake.
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