Submitted by OldSamVimes t3_10o93rx in Jokes
TammyL8 t1_j6dq07r wrote
Reminds me of an old dad joke.
Two guys see a dog licking himself. The first guys says, “I sure wish I could do that.”
The second guy says, “He might bite you.”
Sludgenet t1_j6e0snb wrote
I heard it " you better pet him first"!
Reikko35715 t1_j6eheap wrote
I heard "I'll hold him for you"
AcidBathVampire t1_j6fxnef wrote
Lol! That's a good one!
abizern t1_j6fkmam wrote
I heard at as “ give him a biscuit and he might let you?”
TheSpudFather t1_j6he2d6 wrote
By Jasper carrot - about 1979-1980 - talking about his new girldfriend.
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