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lobo1217 t1_j6274yx wrote

Reply to comment by ManElectro in Why is “reverse cowgirl” illegal in Alabama? by Disastrous_Onion_411

I checked and all of those are just not possible... it's that's my problem with it.

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smurficus103 t1_j62cve9 wrote

You wouldn't go back in time and fuck your own grandma, would you, morty? You'd be your own grandpa. We'd have to go back and steal you, as a baby, and have you raised by your mom, morty.

But, rick, that's what I've been saying, my grandma is actually my mom that traveled back in time, and gave birth to me

And you fucked her?! What's wrong with you?

I didnt know! But, she did have twins, herself and i

Oh, morty, what the fuck?! You fucked your own grandma mom AND daughter?!

She's my sister too, rick. She's my sister, too...

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lobo1217 t1_j62d0fr wrote

Oh, love rick and morty. I wonder if the show will survive.

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OneHumanPeOple t1_j63u682 wrote

It’ll survive and be better than before.

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Knives530 t1_j64yfs7 wrote

I honestly think this will be the case as well. Justins episodes have always been the weakest, and the cross over humor he brings to his shows is always the cringiest.

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OneHumanPeOple t1_j652rxg wrote

Agreed. His humor is about be outlandishly perverted which lands differently now. The one thing we might miss is episodes like interdimensional cable where he’s just drunk in a sound booth making up random shit like Gazorpazorpfield just spewing random insults at John. I imagine an impressionist they hire as a voice actor wouldn’t be expected to create in that way. But that one guy (tik tok fella idk his name) does seem to be able to ad-lib very well and genuinely understand the characters

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PiggyPhaggot t1_j63zozo wrote

Has anyone asked if the bitch was asking for it? Sometimes a little trip down the stairs is just what some people need regardless of gender.

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Open_Librarian_823 t1_j6363e8 wrote

Nope, woke wanker cancel culture has arrived to that show.

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lobo1217 t1_j6376g8 wrote

Dude, I don't disagree with the firing of the actor if he has done a lot of shit. I just wonder how well they explain rick changing voice, because they will explain it, and it needs to make sense. The character will inevitably change.

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Open_Librarian_823 t1_j63g6rt wrote

Self righteous pitch fork frail generation

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Xabikur t1_j63m6cb wrote

For calling others frail, you seem pretty upset someone got fired from your cartoon television show.

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jjhope2019 t1_j65g08h wrote

So they’ve decided not to work with someone charged with domestic abuse? Please, feel free to explain how that’s “woke”… and while you’re at it, offer up what “woke” means to you as well..? 🫠

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imdfantom t1_j62e4e3 wrote

Yeah, sister and grandma are in conflict.

Sister implies that your father is your mother's father too.

Grandma implies you mother is your father's mother too.

Schroedinger's parentage I guess.

Edit: we are only talking about genetic relatives here, no legal loopholes please, these don't count as relatives for the purposes of this scenario

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Korchagin t1_j62t9c5 wrote

It works if you accept somewhat weak meanings:

Mom - mother, grandma - grandfather's wife, (half) sister - grandfather=father, aunt - grandfather is her mother's brother.

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Motokorth t1_j62sev9 wrote

Dad knocked up your sister, now she is your sister and mother. Then she married her grandfather, so now your grandmother

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imdfantom t1_j62vnq0 wrote

Eh, not really satisfying tbh.

If you accept this definition of grandmother, the situation could be entirely not incestous.

A man adopts an adult woman, then she adopts him, then they are both adopted by a third person. Then the original two adopt you.

The conditions are satisfied without any incest.

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JaggedTheDark t1_j67bjsv wrote

If your father and mother divorce, and then dad marries grandma on mom's side, and then mom marries grandpa on dad's side it's possible.

Genetically impossible, legally it's weird as fuck.

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TheCardinalKing t1_j62u2v4 wrote

It is.

So your father has a daughter with his mother and then has you with his daughter-sister, making your her your mother-sister-aunt. She then marries your grandpa, becoming your grandma now too.

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lobo1217 t1_j637e6g wrote

No no no... I don't take marriage into account. I'm talking about biological mothers and fathers

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TheCardinalKing t1_j63um6s wrote

Hmm... trickier, but still possible.

So your mother makes love to her father and gives birth to a son. She then has a child with her son, which is you.

She is your mother as she directly gave birth to you.

She is your sister for being the sibling to your father, who is also your sibling.

She is your aunt for being your father's sister.

She is your grandmother for being the mother of your father.

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lobo1217 t1_j65rvlb wrote

All correct apart from sister. She is NOT your sister. Your father is your "half brother", and I would call your mother and your father also half siblings to each other, but that doesn't make your mother your biological sibling. Your mother would be your sibling-in-law.

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TheCardinalKing t1_j66ox54 wrote

I guess your mom would be your half-sister, but it's the closest I could get if we want her to be your grandma too while keeping blood-relation. I think managing to keep everyone being blood-related is good enough.

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Swedzilla t1_j64xbil wrote

But I am my own grandpa

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k-laz t1_j63hcag wrote

I think I have it, but its convoluted

Mom has sex with her dad and has kid: mother and sister (same father as sister)

Mom is married to her dad's father: grandmother (wife of dad's father)

Dad had sex with his mother to make mom: aunt (mom is dad's sister - same mother)

Hmm, I see someone beat me to it. Oh, well.

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