Getting stabbed.
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j01wa t1_j6iueu0 wrote
I mean...that's...I...that is correct.
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yonimh t1_j6ivi8f wrote
And what's worse than getting stabbed?
turbosliv t1_j6ivkfu wrote
Or a finding a face drawn on your penis.
marjana2109 t1_j6ixao3 wrote
r/antijokes
HOCKHOCKHOCKHOCKHOCK t1_j6ixlbe wrote
Ok that got me.
Acrobatic_Outside_64 t1_j6izxj7 wrote
I thought you were gonna say finding two worms in your apple
BlancSpzae t1_j6j00y1 wrote
This made me laugh more than the joke😂😂
take the downvote
BlancSpzae t1_j6j035c wrote
I'd rather get stabbed honestly
Oheligud OP t1_j6j0h4b wrote
Getting shot.
INAROS-RAMSES t1_j6j22ds wrote
Getting stabbed by the worm that’s in the apple
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Bruhdale-dingle t1_j6j78st wrote
“Well no, but actually yes.”
justbiteme2k t1_j6j8wgk wrote
>What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple
neoprenewedgie t1_j6j9lt7 wrote
Finding half a worm in your apple.
Oheligud OP t1_j6j9o9s wrote
I think I'd rather find half a worm in my apple than get stabbed.
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MegaFartz t1_j6jfjil wrote
What's worse than getting shot?
Accurate-Ad-9316 t1_j6jgqzm wrote
Have an upvote, first they came for the family unfirendly anti jokes and I can say I upvoted, and so on.
thatfrenchredhead t1_j6jl7r0 wrote
I enjoyed finding half a worm in my apple way less than when I got stabbed... It may just be me
Acrobatic_Outside_64 t1_j6jltht wrote
Getting decapitated with the guillotine
Dafa7912 t1_j6jmcck wrote
Unless you are pimento.
ZarosRunescape t1_j6jr12r wrote
Ive seen this before but instead it was:
Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Half a worm in your apple
Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple?
The holocaust
MeButNotMeToo t1_j6jr5ib wrote
How about getting stabbed by 1/2 of a worm?
Dog_nappers_hun_x t1_j6js3i4 wrote
Finding your wife bent over in the Safeways car park getting gang banged by dutch lorry drivers
livinhope t1_j6jsr4v wrote
An Adams apple in your woman!
tlimbert65 t1_j6ju68o wrote
Finding an apple in your worm?
NDodma01 t1_j6k46yx wrote
Seeing Trump naked
Ratbu t1_j6kksdc wrote
Yeah, but what's cooler than being cool?
Rich-life-baby t1_j6kozfm wrote
Nigg-
Andyboy11709394 t1_j6kpf95 wrote
Finding it in my poo ?
SomebodyUDontKnow32 t1_j6kq6cw wrote
Finding an apple in your worm.
Emotional-Fix-7725 t1_j6ksqyy wrote
A penis.
Western-Image7125 t1_j6kuhx5 wrote
Ah yeah, I knew I heard something like this before
BioletVeauregarde33 t1_j6kxwam wrote
What's worse than the Holocaust?
Finding a quarter of a worm in your apple
ambermage t1_j6kyfkx wrote
Finding HALF a worm.
JoshB685 t1_j6kzz18 wrote
The Holocaust, of course!
MansfromDaVinci t1_j6l19qd wrote
"Stabbed? Takes a second. Crucifixion lasts hours! It's a slow, horrible death!"
"Well, at least it gets you out in the open air."
MediocreMycologist24 t1_j6l3xoh wrote
Finding Halloween candy blades...
Boredummmage t1_j6l856a wrote
Feels like finding a worm in your poo would be a pretty bad day… finding several would be a really bad day.
Lol sorry worm’s reminded me of pups.
h_grytpype_thynne t1_j6l98ny wrote
You're weird.
RedbeardMEM t1_j6l9qle wrote
r/suspiciouslyspecific
MyDogIsNamedKyle t1_j6le2xe wrote
I have an ex who would have been all over that.
Which is why she's an ex
Wolfwerx t1_j6lh1d9 wrote
Seeing this joke for the millionth time?
jon-chin t1_j6lhfv5 wrote
what's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
not finding the worm in your apple.
No-Paper8826 t1_j6lj12g wrote
Finding shit on your Snickers
jrtts t1_j6ljhwl wrote
That's the worst.
Aeintz t1_j6lkg8y wrote
You got me
MassiveInvestment182 t1_j6llidu wrote
A worm in you anus
Specialist-Look-7929 t1_j6lm9bt wrote
r/stupidfuckingfacts
unknowner1 t1_j6lmqye wrote
Or finding the girl of your dreams in the arms of some Scotsmen from Hull
NobodysList t1_j6lmut3 wrote
Finding one in your banana ......
unknowner1 t1_j6lmydn wrote
Or finding the girl of your dreams in the arms of some Scotsmen from Hull
Cautious_Rutabaga328 t1_j6ln7vq wrote
Your geography scares me...
pjdueck t1_j6lohky wrote
So you find a half-worm in your apple and then you’re stabbed? Why take two hits?
Unless, of course, you meant that you’d rather have a half-worm THAN get stabbed… 🤔
Expensive_Grade_1068 t1_j6loleh wrote
Worm in your ass
Slow-Doughnut-6535 t1_j6ltycd wrote
Crabs on your organ...
Enderbraska_CZ t1_j6luf5j wrote
Reading this "joke"
Th3Ghostface t1_j6lukkl wrote
Finding half a worm
Mortis_XII t1_j6lw1wf wrote
This joke
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Shootchyaski t1_j6lyvag wrote
The Holocaust
Isieis t1_j6m00pj wrote
r/tchnicallythetruth
MaintenanceOk6903 t1_j6m0cer wrote
Finding half a worm in your Apple
BLBJT94 t1_j6m0rhu wrote
Finding one in your man’s pants 😒
Alone_Beautiful1472 t1_j6m0ups wrote
An apple in your worm
lincruste t1_j6m1oqp wrote
Finding a half worm
shed_president t1_j6m7710 wrote
German sausages are the wurst
Bugtotes t1_j6m8u8a wrote
Still the holocaust
MemerTotalus t1_j6mao7w wrote
Finding a worm in your stomach
thrwaway9932 t1_j6masit wrote
Finding a virus in your Apple device
thrwaway9932 t1_j6mbpul wrote
Getting stabbed and dying coz you couldn't get medical care in time...
kaushalpranav t1_j6mecsa wrote
A bug in apple (iPhone)
thereaverofdarkness t1_j6mfdj9 wrote
me as a kid wondering if half a worm is worse, does that mean you wish you had more worm? Would one and a half worms be better?
thereaverofdarkness t1_j6mfgpy wrote
But you did enjoy both events?
InnerProp t1_j6mgk9i wrote
Ocsar Wilde?
wharvey1983 t1_j6mqeds wrote
The apple is being sniffed by Biden
AnnoyingCrow998 t1_j6mrax4 wrote
What's worse than finding a quarter of a worm in your apple?
Finding a mine thats activated in your apple.
Ravenwight t1_j6n0pt2 wrote
Finding an apple in your worm
mikeyshub t1_j6n4ayv wrote
We all did...
mikeyshub t1_j6n4dzv wrote
Whats worse than finding a worm in your Apple ? Getting a blue screen in your Windows.
Phenelle1857 t1_j6n53f7 wrote
That's what I was about to reply.
pee_diddy t1_j6na00u wrote
When a piano falls out of a tree on you
chesapeake35 t1_j6nh2f0 wrote
He already is but his sycophants don't see it
nferguson225 t1_j6nh2kj wrote
This is the only reply in the thread that made me laugh!
Stravven t1_j6nlbj3 wrote
What's worse than a hole in your shirt? A shirt in your hole.
Stravven t1_j6nlera wrote
A bit like the James May joke
What's worse to step on in the middle of the night than a lego brick?
A landmine.
captainzanypants t1_j6nngc8 wrote
Noticing that it has balls.
Dirtyspaceman69 t1_j6nrvea wrote
Half a worm, still alive, laughing at you
IntelliHome t1_j6oivmg wrote
That is oddly specific
jstrauss97 t1_j6olz40 wrote
Always look on the bright side of life
Freireisender t1_j6ozs35 wrote
Imagine, you are the worm... stabbed in the apple, or eaten alive.
Happy-Farm109 t1_j6p10v2 wrote
What did the fish say when it hit the wall bam
DarkBladeMadriker t1_j6itydv wrote
Nope, I'm into that shit. I nut instantly.