A bartender is working on a quiet Sunday when an unusual man comes in.

The man has an orange for a head. Perfectly normal body up to the neck, then just a massive orange instead of a head.

The bartender serves the man and says "I hope you don't mind me asking you mate, but ... what happened? How did you end up with an orange for a head?"

The orange-head repies: "Well, it all started when I found a lamp on the beach. I rubbed it and out popped a genie who said he would grant me three wishes. First I wished for a beautiful wife, with a 10/10 body who was devoted to me. Within seconds she was there, absolutely stunning and we fell deeply and instantly in love."

The bartender is engrossed "What next?" He asks

"Well" orange-head continues "Next I asked to become a billionaire. Poof, instantly my bank account showed in the billions. My wife and I travelled the world; ate at the best restaurant; rubbed shoulders with celebrities; owened properties all over in the most luxurious places. We lived that way for a few months, it was magical."

The bartender leans in "Goodness, that sounds incredible. But what on earth happened next, what on earth did you request for your third wish?"

"I wished to have an orange instead of a head."