The man with an orange for a head

Submitted by srnic1987 t3_10pvofq in Jokes

A bartender is working on a quiet Sunday when an unusual man comes in.

The man has an orange for a head. Perfectly normal body up to the neck, then just a massive orange instead of a head.

The bartender serves the man and says "I hope you don't mind me asking you mate, but ... what happened? How did you end up with an orange for a head?"

The orange-head repies: "Well, it all started when I found a lamp on the beach. I rubbed it and out popped a genie who said he would grant me three wishes. First I wished for a beautiful wife, with a 10/10 body who was devoted to me. Within seconds she was there, absolutely stunning and we fell deeply and instantly in love."

The bartender is engrossed "What next?" He asks

"Well" orange-head continues "Next I asked to become a billionaire. Poof, instantly my bank account showed in the billions. My wife and I travelled the world; ate at the best restaurant; rubbed shoulders with celebrities; owened properties all over in the most luxurious places. We lived that way for a few months, it was magical."

The bartender leans in "Goodness, that sounds incredible. But what on earth happened next, what on earth did you request for your third wish?"

"I wished to have an orange instead of a head."

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Adorable_Challenge37 t1_j6mh0gy wrote

I've heard a Danish comedian using this exact joke as a gauge. If you like it, he'll make you laugh, if you love it, he'll make you rofl, if you hate it, he's gonna have a tough day.

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srnic1987 OP t1_j6mk7zs wrote

Haha, that's excellent. I'd be an easy audience.

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Adorable_Challenge37 t1_j6ml2mo wrote

If you're not Danish... His English skills are limited and he's pretty dyslexic.

Christian Fuhlendorff.

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lokoston t1_j6mfuq6 wrote

Wait, what?

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Kyron2000 t1_j6oyf7m wrote

No word play here, its playing on the fact that you'd expect some sort of word play or twist in words in order to get to that stage, but instead it's a lot more obvious than expected.

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