Submitted by crazyfeekus t3_10q7jie in Jokes
- Sell me your machine gun. The soldier answers him:
- No, I can't - I'm guarding a hangar with two secret planes. The man says again:
- Sell it, your fighters will not fly away. The soldier resists, he does not want to sell his machine gun.
- Something might start, and I have no automatic rifle! The man persuades him:
- If it starts, pick up a stick and run around with it, shoot. No one will even notice.
- I don't know... All right, I'll sell it. The man sold the gun. A week later war broke out, a soldier runs around the hangars and shouts:
- bang! Pow! Pow! The hangar opens and two lieutenants run out:
- WHIIR ZOOOOOM!
Veggdyret t1_j6ob5so wrote
Sounds like what has been going on in Russia for the last decades.