Submitted by c0dyw0dy27 t3_10kbzh6 in Jokes
Am_I_Not_A_Robot t1_j5s1l2h wrote
Reply to comment by Ok-Resist-556 in My girlfriend poked me in the eyes... by c0dyw0dy27
My girlfriend asked me to give her 12 inches and make her bleed. So I f@*ked her twice and punched her in the nose!
Toes_Are_For_Licking t1_j5s7az9 wrote
Haha this is ruthless. Was it like a hook, haymaker, or a straight jab?
Am_I_Not_A_Robot t1_j5sgqs6 wrote
Quick straight jab. I didn’t want to be an arsehole and knock her out
Live-Long72 t1_j5wp9bl wrote
But knock her up you did, didn't ya? 😀
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