Submitted by c0dyw0dy27 t3_10kbzh6 in Jokes
Ok-Resist-556 t1_j5puuzu wrote
Girlfriend asked me sensually "make me scream while using two fingers..." So i poked her in the eyes
missionbeach t1_j5r8o73 wrote
She doesn't watch the Stooges? There's a block for that.
SnooCupcakes9855 t1_j5ta3nb wrote
Nuck nuck nuck
c0dyw0dy27 OP t1_j5pv37f wrote
Ah well she should watch out next time haha
zipadyduda t1_j5s11vy wrote
And put her hand karate chop style in front of her nose?
Pun_In_Ten_Did t1_j5subyj wrote
Girlfriend asked me to "give her 6 inches and make it hurt.." so I fucked her twice and punched her in the head.
Am_I_Not_A_Robot t1_j5s1l2h wrote
My girlfriend asked me to give her 12 inches and make her bleed. So I f@*ked her twice and punched her in the nose!
Toes_Are_For_Licking t1_j5s7az9 wrote
Haha this is ruthless. Was it like a hook, haymaker, or a straight jab?
Am_I_Not_A_Robot t1_j5sgqs6 wrote
Quick straight jab. I didn’t want to be an arsehole and knock her out
Live-Long72 t1_j5wp9bl wrote
But knock her up you did, didn't ya? 😀
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