The thief said, “In that case, give me my money!”
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thereaverofdarkness t1_j6mjck0 wrote
No. Don't lower thieves to that level.
GeneOtheGreen t1_j6hl3xk wrote
He apologized. Honor amongst Thieves and all
cruddySidewall511 t1_j6fyshy wrote
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MistraloysiusMithrax t1_j6gt87e wrote
Not the hero we deserved, but the hero we needed
Gonergonegone t1_j6ic2yr wrote
Shrek is love, Shrek is life
Kelnius t1_j6k2und wrote
Thanks for writing your comment in braille, but for some reason I still can't read it.
Waitsfornoone t1_j6gew3h wrote
... at least, that's the last thing the thief remembers.
Ewetootwo t1_j6hpkh4 wrote
That gave me an Insurrection.
Last_Possibility8342 t1_j6i2rnp wrote
I woke up with one of those this morning
Maleficent-Pie1194 t1_j6ip0s9 wrote
Penicillin cleared that right up though
Ewetootwo t1_j6l4q6c wrote
Gonorhiffic.
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chippstero1 t1_j6jda54 wrote
Here's a lil fun fact that the president has the ability to pardon anyone but most of his pardons are saved for politicians like all of congress gets pardoned for their crimes. Funny ol world
Enderbraska_CZ t1_j6imo39 wrote
In that case, give me some good joke
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DancinginHyrule t1_j6jryby wrote
“You cannot do this, I’ a US congressman! That’s my job!”
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yummi26 t1_j6mm210 wrote
Well, in that case, give me the entire plate too.
Deitaphobia t1_j6jwbm3 wrote
You really think muggers are filing a 1040?
BuckTravers t1_j6l7ymo wrote
As a semi-retired car thief, I still pay my tax.
thereaverofdarkness t1_j6mjgie wrote
Yes, I actually do. In fact, we actually have knowledge and research revealing many things that people just assume they already know the answer to. It's amazing sometimes how consistently wrong people are.
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Worth-Cauliflower-67 t1_j6gexyq wrote
Well spotted
aggressive_celery_ t1_j6hd355 wrote
Indeed
harabanaz t1_j6gafvb wrote
"Sorry, colleague, I didn't recognise you for a moment."