A stick.
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librarianjenn t1_j5r13i1 wrote
Hello 1983, I miss you!
fortherecord1111 t1_j5r9m1c wrote
What's long, hard, and has cum in it.
A cucumber
CanNeverRememberDis t1_j5sacpd wrote
What's long, hard, and full of seamen?
A submarine.
post-ale t1_j5r08a6 wrote
Molasses
ole_shanksies t1_j5r21va wrote
Yo’ momma after u dropped this stinker on her chest
Guitbocks t1_j5s78je wrote
A melted chocolate bar
Gomanvongo t1_j5qxc28 wrote
Woah! Careful with that, it’s an antique! :)
TheDefected t1_j5r62yc wrote
What's brown and sticky, and runs round a field?
TheDefected t1_j5tpb69 wrote
anyone? Bueller?
Anyway, it's a fence.
bogustv t1_j5rdotb wrote
got multiple answers in this house:
a stick
rootbeer
... and the obvious one
Current_Brick5305 t1_j5r4f9a wrote
My coffee and my women!!
RecalcitrantHuman t1_j5ray7d wrote
Nice. We need more coffee and women jokes in this sub.
atridir t1_j5rfy4g wrote
I drink my coffee the same way I like my men.
>! I don’t drink cofffee.!<
Also: >! I Just Lost The Game !<
BeetleSpoon2770 t1_j5toamj wrote
Fuck you for that
yrar3 t1_j5r8bj4 wrote
A brownie
Arkvoodle42 t1_j5tuwog wrote
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
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Dung.
DoctorSKENG t1_j5vjzy6 wrote
Harvey price opening a can of sprite
DoctorSKENG t1_j5vk1bv wrote
Rihanna when she’s the only girl in the world
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leonscum t1_j5s0k4h wrote
What's long, brown, and smelly?
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The Mississippi.
HoodooSquad t1_j5s1ngj wrote
What’s brown and really sticky?
A tree
DeadwoodNative t1_j5sekyz wrote
some hybrid icky
OverallManagement824 t1_j5rmbaz wrote
What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
dr dre