Submitted by OwenJthomas89 t3_10mu8yr in Jokes
TAway69420666 t1_j658bqr wrote
One time I was renting a kayak and an old man sitting nearby told me to be careful, he once had a cousin who went kayaking and got run over by a boat and chopped right in half
Waitsfornoone t1_j66ab9o wrote
What a pleasant thought to start your kayak journey with. Bet this old guy is a hoot at parties.
OlDustyHeadaaa t1_j66y00c wrote
I was expecting this to be the superior joke you usually find in the comments. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
Akaizzeesmom t1_j67czfi wrote
So he was a cousin once removed then?
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