Two cowboys had been separated from their horses, their herd, and their fellow cowboys.

Submitted by Wondering_Hard t3_10eafb3 in Jokes

They hadn't eaten much for two days and they were getting hungry. All of a sudden, the first cowboy saw what looked to be a tree covered in bacon. "A bacon tree!" he shouted, "we're saved!". Both of the cowboy ran to the tree and gazed adoringly and in hunger at the branches. All of a sudden they were surrounded by Indians and shot dead.

Turns out it wasn't a bacon tree, it was a ham bush.

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crashymccrashins t1_j4r33ax wrote

That is only half of the joke. The cowboys supposed to pass an immigrant that warned them not to go over the hill because of the bacon tree. They went over the hill and got shot up. One cowboy made it back in bad shape and said that was a ambush. The old immigrant said ham bush , bacon tree same thing.

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Ewetootwo t1_j4rnkaz wrote

They used rifles made from pig iron. Don’t like my reply? Sioux me.

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JamesyWamesy1 t1_j4uuq4f wrote

A third cowboy watched from a distance until the Indians left then approached the meaty plant hungrily. He suddenly got stabbed multiple times. Turns out, it was actually a pork-u-pine

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WeddyWeddi t1_j4q0wti wrote

...should have told the part where they started making out

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[deleted] t1_j4r4u8n wrote

Bare back mountains?

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Ewetootwo t1_j4ro8v1 wrote

I think Kevin Bacon and Jon Hamm starred in the remake of it. Heard they liked to meat on set.

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