Submitted by ThebirdGretel t3_10g0kd2 in Jokes
No-Orchid5378 t1_j52530j wrote
Reply to comment by upmxna in I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
My problem is that I’m married. It’s a sex problem, I like being married otherwise
Babyhal1956 t1_j52n8d0 wrote
You know why condoms are sold in 3 packs, six pack and 12 packs? 3 packs for high school kids (1 each for Friday Saturday and Sunday) 6 packs are for college kids (1 for each day of the week then they catch up their homework on Sunday), 12 packs are for married guys (1 for January, 1 for February…)
No-Orchid5378 t1_j52pkxk wrote
That’s a good one 😂 Take my upvote
upmxna t1_j5256yq wrote
Well then it’s misleading to say that you “can’t“ get any. Are you talking like impotence or something?
No-Orchid5378 t1_j52f5jq wrote
No it’s called a joke. Jokes are supposed to be misleading 😂 If they weren’t they’d be called facts and be funny less often.
upmxna t1_j52gffj wrote
What’s the joke?
No-Orchid5378 t1_j52gy5c wrote
Married men don’t have sex, come on man. What rock do you live under?
upmxna t1_j52if24 wrote
But you didn’t include the marriage part of the original “joke,” which is essential to the punchline.
A better delivery of that joke would’ve been:
Some of us can’t get any; we’re called “husbands.”
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