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ephmal t1_j4zvsov wrote

My wife and I have hallway sex. We pass in the hallways and yell fuck off at each other.

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Poncherelly t1_j51qk2s wrote

"My wife and I fuck in the hallway daily" ... continue your joke.

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No-Relation2437 t1_j52khqe wrote

My mom told me this as "Your dad and I have oral sex. We pass each other in the hall and say 'fuck you'."

Not enough therapy in the world for her using that joke.

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snuzet t1_j54dqsr wrote

Woody Allen’s classic joke about oral contraception - Is asked a girl if she’d sleep with me, she said no

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