Submitted by Kwen_Oellogg t3_1094qag in Jokes
amgschnappi t1_j3wjugx wrote
Wtf Hindus can live with cows. They just cant eat any meat.
Yeamin_Habib t1_j3wlqiq wrote
In fact Hindus consider cows as holy.
payvavraishkuf t1_j3wlrnq wrote
And Jews can live with pigs, just not eat them.
BIG_BROTHER_IS_BEANS t1_j3xswn0 wrote
My Jewish friend owns one. His name is Jeff. Some people think it’s strange.
trip12481 t1_j3xyb95 wrote
Why do they think Jeff is strange?
BIG_BROTHER_IS_BEANS t1_j3y7h2j wrote
Because it’s a devout Jewish family that owns him.
BathroomCareful23 t1_j3ysxlb wrote
A Jewish family owns your friend Jeff?
BIG_BROTHER_IS_BEANS t1_j3z0qcx wrote
Yes. The pig is named Jeff. He is a pig. And my friend. My friend who owns Jeff is also named, although not Jeff.
BathroomCareful23 t1_j3z19qb wrote
Not Jeff? Is that a Jewish name?
lord_ne t1_j3zwbju wrote
Yes, but the J is pronounced as a Y. "Notyeff"
LordTartarus t1_j405x1q wrote
Yeah I was very confused
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