Submitted by AdeptLengthiness8886 t3_10l5xa8 in Jokes
Steenies t1_j5xojzw wrote
Reply to comment by furiousfurret in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
I thought this joke may be better than ops but I must inform you that chimps are not monkeys. It saddens me to see them referred as such and it is my mission in life to inform all of this important fact.
zen-shen t1_j5y04u4 wrote
BUT are there any differences in blowjob techniques between chimps and monkeys?
Steenies t1_j5y07c6 wrote
I feel there's a PhD thesis in there. Go forth and discover, for science!
ApatheticZero187 t1_j5yhx4s wrote
I, in good conscience, must upvote all of this...
Alternative-Sea-6238 t1_j5yxs1q wrote
Might not be a thesis but definitely an oral exam.
KhunDavid t1_j5yo10b wrote
From what I’ve read about chimps, during the blow job by the chimp, your dick would be violently ripped off of you by its teeth.
Alternative-Sea-6238 t1_j5yxvwn wrote
Ha, jokes on you. My dick doesn't have teeth.
[deleted] t1_j5yxdmq wrote
Thanks Joe Rogan for that stirring mental image
dissemblers t1_j5xseqb wrote
Oook
Meerv t1_j5xz30t wrote
Is that a discworld reference?
PatrickKieliszek t1_j5y6ukq wrote
Orangutans are most definitely apes. It might be I'll advised to refer to one using the M-word.
dissemblers t1_j5zo3ex wrote
Oook
furiousfurret t1_j5y0ixj wrote
Well, I guess you'll have to slap me a little harder then, 😉
Steenies t1_j5y7lwj wrote
Best response
EngryEngineer t1_j5yh6oq wrote
I am also not medicating my depression
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