Submitted by kindest_asshole t3_10p79nz in Jokes
Tulips (two lips) on your organ.
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iavram t1_j6ip1vq wrote
Two lips on an organ
wellcallus t1_j6ipsd5 wrote
It is better to have lobsters on your piano than crabs on your organ.
vladhed t1_j6isw8h wrote
First time I heard that one I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur...
kindest_asshole OP t1_j6ix7a8 wrote
Leave your wife out of this.
[deleted] t1_j6j17gj wrote
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hsvsunshyn t1_j6k0un0 wrote
Airplane is quite the movie.
Okkultist666 t1_j6kkxja wrote
Ha
711Lexip t1_j6kycjl wrote
Wow. Must have uncovered this one on an archeological dig.
ItsRainingBoats t1_j6lxuid wrote
Daffodils up my ass
emptyhead416 t1_j6lzgyr wrote
Finally something funny
noahspurrier t1_j6m4pn2 wrote
TTV_The_Reverend_Dr t1_j6m5hki wrote
I remember my first beer....
Moosemuncher67 t1_j6mwzu2 wrote
And I’ll leave this out of your wife
kindest_asshole OP t1_j6mx5e9 wrote
DrRomeoChaire t1_j6nji8g wrote
Why did JS Bach have 23 kids? He didn’t have any stops on his organ.
These both have to be ancient (venerable?). I bet they were making the rounds hundreds of years ago.
DrRomeoChaire t1_j6nk4h9 wrote
There was a kid in my middle school who said that all the time!
Along with a few other choice phrases about screen doors on submarines, old as Moses’ toes but twice as corny, etc. blast from the past!
whitegeneral625 t1_j6iowyz wrote
Two lips on my organ. Baa ha ha. You can tune a piano.
But you cant tunafish...