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clemclem3 t1_j4mom7v wrote

I like the one about the Uncle and the whiskey vat. You could end that one differently...

We tried to cremate him, and the funeral home exploded.

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Brockleigh35 t1_j4mpwza wrote

I heard a variation of it:

Guy at a distillery fell in one of the vats and drowned. At the funeral, the widow kept wailing, “My poor husband, he never had a chance.”

Finally the foreman said, “Never had a chance? C’mon, lady. He got out three times to take a leak.”

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