…but before you can hear it you need to complete Form P-994731XT, in triplicate, then have it notarized, then file it with the Department of Jokes, who will review it within 120 days, and if it is approved they’ll issue you a Form 771F, which, when filed with the IRS authorizes you to receive an appropriate tax status for said joke, after which upon completion of Form 11 and re-submission to the Department of Jokes you are eligible to enter the Joke Receipt Pool, after which you should receive your joke in 18-24 months.

Comments

Own-Cupcake7586 t1_j3ojg78 wrote on January 10, 2023 at 12:05 AM

#1,320,596

Who let the Vogons on Reddit?

Zadok47 t1_j3ojsft wrote on January 10, 2023 at 12:08 AM

#1,320,616

In what languages will the joke be available?

HashtagTSwagg t1_j3okwzo wrote on January 10, 2023 at 12:15 AM

#1,320,670

Replying to Zadok47 (#1,320,616)

Bureaucrat.

OldTechGeek t1_j3olnwx wrote on January 10, 2023 at 12:21 AM

#1,320,725

Replying to Own-Cupcake7586 (#1,320,596)

So long as it isn't a poetry subreddit, we are safe

SnooSprouts2357 t1_j3on6w8 wrote on January 10, 2023 at 12:31 AM

#1,320,827

Nah, we both just need to apply as joke contractors, (application BZ26-9J) submit to a life scan, pay our hundred dollars, and wait a month. Then we will be cleared to share the joke with each other and any one else on our clearance level, as long as we fill out for NTK42-5.