I was fucking exhausting.
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Buddy2269 t1_j6agkpj wrote
I am going to take a "BRAKE" from this sub it is so "TIRING" I am totally "EXAUSTED" and I need to "REFUEL" my brain.
bountyChor t1_j6amain wrote
That car had big BOOTies
Waitsfornoone t1_j6ao8ga wrote
Why not? That car NEVER refuses Anal.
Luke_low t1_j6b6bdz wrote
"I was fucking exhausting?"
Do you mean It Was Fucking Exhausting?
Luke_low t1_j6b6l5o wrote
Butt, does the car have a butt-hole?
surpriseturquoise t1_j6besb9 wrote
Auto erotica
GenericUsername02 t1_j6bg83k wrote
He got a feel for his automobiiiile
GeneOtheGreen t1_j6c54nv wrote
It was cold, her headlights were on Hi-beam
DominantLuster t1_j6c9hzv wrote
OP said what they said.
Elemental_Secrets t1_j6chirq wrote
Limburger52 t1_j6clefv wrote
Tiring or tyre-ing?
Emptydialogue t1_j6csgv0 wrote
Prompt said to say happy cake day. I said happy cake day. What happens now?
Cold_Table8497 t1_j6cus9m wrote
They have a happy cake day. It's not all about you 😅
dabeege t1_j6cvkqd wrote
And recharge your battery?
shinydewott t1_j6cxw4p wrote
Can’t believe that movie is now 5 years old
Void_vix t1_j6czzn1 wrote
Hatchbackdoor Surprises volume 4
Future_Squirrel360 t1_j6d04iu wrote
He would put it in the gasshole
Cptnblip t1_j6d1s3z wrote
Did Queen do the soundtrack?
chubbychappie t1_j6d7mmh wrote
I heard about a guy who could change from a human into a motorcycle but he stopped doing it after only a couple of times
When his wife asked him why he said that it was because each time he did it, afterwards he was two tyred and exhausted to do anything else
Explosive-0-Diarrhea t1_j6deon3 wrote
Did it have a rusty bumper?
Emptydialogue t1_j6divlg wrote
You mean to say I am not the centre of the universe? Blasphemy!
TheRockingDead t1_j6dl69f wrote
You can also probably skip the one about the guy who drilled a hole through solid rock so he could make love to it. It was boring.
ImportedBavarian t1_j6dmszv wrote
OMD sang about Tesla girls decades ago.
uthini_mfowethu t1_j6dpm8r wrote
Emptydialogue t1_j6dwhnd wrote
I know your brother "will"
countermike1226 t1_j6e0xk0 wrote
I heard he likes it in the trunk
Rdders t1_j6e5wpx wrote
He was tyred when he wrote this
Drakeskulled_Reaper t1_j6eh63e wrote
They should've put him in contact with the girl who drank Gasoline, they'd have hit it off.
Luke_low t1_j6evkij wrote
Yeah, prolly was....
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dadarkgtprince t1_j6afg48 wrote
No spoilers!