An Army Captain is sent to Iraq, to a fairly remote desert post.

Submitted by Arkady2009 t3_10ppt1b in Jokes

During his inspections, he notices a camel tied up outside the barracks. Seeing a soldier standing nearby, the captain enquires as to the camels presence.

“Well, as you know, there are more than 200 men here, yet there are no women in these parts, and sometimes the lads get an urge, you know?”, says the soldier.

A month later, the captain starts feeling the urge to relieve his stress. He spies the camel, tied up outside the barracks. He finds a ladder, sets it behind the camel, climbs up and jackhammers the animal until he’s fully sated.

Climbing down, and out of breath, he says to the soldier nearby, “So, that’s how the men do it, is it?”.

The soldier shakes his head in bewilderment. “No...they usually just ride the camel to the brothel”.

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GeneOtheGreen t1_j6m1uqm wrote

In army E-7 and above only have to sign for possession of the vehicle. Not where/when going to.

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Cowboy_Reaper t1_j6oovt2 wrote

They told the captain to get on the camel and go to town, but his definition of go to town was a little different.

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Top-System-8772 t1_j6lsdvl wrote

Why would you ride a camel to the brothel if you can just drive a humvee?

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Victorcharlie1 t1_j6lst7w wrote

You ever tried to take a vehicle from the motor pool without signing in triplicate for everything including the reason you need it

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Top-System-8772 t1_j6lt92k wrote

Yes, never had to sign shit, just got in and drove to the chow hall and didn’t have to tell anyone.

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IrishTerminator t1_j6ogxg4 wrote

Move along....nothing to see here....just the captain getting the hump

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Soft_Meal_3668 t1_j6of90h wrote

Lmao this one is hilarious!! You have my upvote !!

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[deleted] t1_j6lul4q wrote

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Badass-19 t1_j6m0z0w wrote

Sir, I've seen you on many jokes and you literally type funny. You a bot?

If no, what's 2+2?

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[deleted] t1_j6m18qc wrote

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Badass-19 t1_j6m1at1 wrote

Sir, you didn't have to tell location.

But thank you for confirming.

Have a great day

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MattStrasser t1_j6npj57 wrote

I'm not convinced, not even a little, all comments are "funny" or "I use this joke"... several 19hrs ago... 🤨🤔

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Badass-19 t1_j6nqroo wrote

Ikr, but they did pass the human ultimate maths test (2+2). It seemed kinda sus

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MattStrasser t1_j6nvp60 wrote

But isn't a bot capable of basic maths? Would a question that only a human could answer be better? Like ask "What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?" Or perhaps some obscure reference to an old movie?

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Gafanha1 t1_j6pe40s wrote

You fool that Camel is Kitcher Lisley's (no idea how to spell it) girlfriend.

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El_dorado_au t1_j6mqexh wrote

You know obesity is a growing problem when the original version of the joke involved a donkey.

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woistmeinkopf_1 t1_j6n8obg wrote

I'd have thought that a donkey would be more in line with today's beauty standards. It's all about that ass

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