Submitted by putinpunter t3_zek1of in Jokes
“I will not fly private!” She said to her manager as they pulled into the parking lot.
“The conference is two days away and across the ocean, would you like to fly coach?” He replied.
“On a commercial airline produced by slave labor? I don’t think so!” She screamed.
Her manager sighed heavily before responding, “Thats why I’ve brought you to this decommissioned military base. There are lots of old boats and airplanes on this lot, why don’t you look around, try to relax, and I’ll talk to the owner about what we can do.”
A few minutes later Greta’s manager and an old man with a cane came out walking slowly together.
“This is a one time offer, but I suppose for a price, I could rent you that F16 over there.” The old man said.
Greta replied quickly, “Are you insane?! What about that Cessna?”
“That’ll never make it.” Her manager and the old man replied in unison.
“Well that settles it then.” she said, “We’re taking the submarine.
The old man looked confused as he replied, “No one has ever rented the r/jokes before, why that one?”
“We’re taking the r/jokes because that sub is made using 100% recycled material.”