Submitted by nostopthoughts t3_zzw5zb in Jokes
He calls in his most trusted officers and tells them to stop at no expense to root out the thief and his accomplishes.
Three days later he asks for a report.
The head officer says, "We've made progress. Twelve accomplishes, after sufficient torture, have admitted their involvement and been executed. However, sir we have not found the thief."
Putin became enraged and said, "You lazy men! You call that progress? Only twelve men. Go back out and seek for more accomplishes and conspirators! There has to be at least 100 more!"
Puzzled the officer asks, "Sir, what about finding the thief?"
A sly smile comes to the edge of Putin's mouth and he partly laughs, "Oh you will not find one, I found the watch in my coat pocket two days ago."
BrAkE_FlyER t1_j2dw4ay wrote
Switch Putin with Zelensky - and see how you laugh it now.