Submitted by ROCKY13573 t3_zsyv6l in Jokes
Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.
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WaterFriendsIV t1_j1botk5 wrote
I lost my pizza cutter so now I use a Bryan Adams CD.
It cuts like a knife.
LiamKendrick t1_j1be02x wrote
That's a Stevie Wonder song. But the Chili's cover does slap (or at least Flea does).
StevenMcFlyJr t1_j1yi641 wrote
Davey gonna get maaaaad
B-Kong t1_j1czk5c wrote
I used to live across the street from a brewery in Charlotte, NC called Birdsong. All of their beer names were after song titles. Higher Ground was easily their highest selling beer in the area.
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hot_ho11ow_point t1_j1btjqb wrote
With a Scoville scale?
troyzein t1_j1argjc wrote
Ok i lol'd
philfix t1_j1bolqw wrote
With a sock on it.
arealtk t1_j1as3lc wrote
But my scale is under the bridge downtown.
justtheentiredick t1_j1b5bqg wrote
That's where I drew some Plums.
StevenMcFlyJr t1_j1yi95e wrote
All I see now? Fred Yankovic Flintstone. Gee, thanks alot.
sam_matt t1_j1clzz0 wrote
By the weigh
BROCK462 t1_j1bgczc wrote
Careful it will rock your world
Glittering_Camel_442 t1_j1cpw9e wrote
Why did the red hot chili pepper cross the road?
“To get tooo theee otherside…. To get toooo theee otherside…”
StevenMcFlyJr t1_j1yi7gc wrote
You're cali-fornicated.
PaddySwaz t1_j1cjgrd wrote
How do you tell how heavy a pie is? Somewhere over the rainbow
Somewhere over the rainbow.... weigh a pie
Monki01 t1_j1ck138 wrote
Cant stop
.... Laughing
Fire_Storm1 t1_j1dboqi wrote
I don't get it Can someone explain?
aboxofsnakes t1_j1emh3k wrote
There is a song by the band "Red Hot Chili Peppers" which has the lyric "give it away, give it away, give it away now". This is one of their more recognizable lyrics and gets stuck in the head easily
Waitsfornoone t1_j1aupqs wrote
You can't stop, can you?
browtfareyoudoing t1_j1dl5gw wrote
Where’d I put my steak knife…
KuroKunsai t1_j1auvke wrote
Well, there's a storm in my teacup that tossed my scale under a bridge downtown in Dani California's hometown.
-CanMan t1_j1d2bm7 wrote
If it’s too hot, you gotta give it away give it away give it away now.
Appropriate-Lie-548 t1_j1dp0wd wrote
Grind it and drop it on a mans tongue. See how quickly he falters under its powdery weight
[deleted] t1_j1e813v wrote
Hey! Oh!
Popular-Revenue-3533 t1_j1eawky wrote
Depends which one you want to weigh. And when in time, i.e. Kiedis is a lot skinnier nowadays vs back in the 90s
Born_ina_snowbank t1_j1ey0pf wrote
Didn’t realize you meant weight. Thought you where trying to figure out how long, how loooOoong it was.
Jmards15 t1_j1f5ltk wrote
Don't put it on too fast. You got to, got to, gotta take it slowwww
StevenMcFlyJr t1_j1yi4jg wrote
Keep these jokes up and you're going to be sleeping under the bridge
jikla_93 t1_j1arokl wrote
Nice one dani
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Deadlock240 t1_j1bksoi wrote
That is what the title says, yes.
TooShiftyForYou t1_j1bck7h wrote
Obi-Wan Kenobi's favorite song is actually by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.
Higher Ground.