Change it to Cougars and it works better.

Why is that?

Happy Cake Day!

Because you're saying he fucked a moose

Is that like a cougar? You know what a cougar is - besides a cat? Get it?

*My Grandfather was a prolific cougar hunter in the 60's. Most of them in 69'. The rest with anal. *

There are horny cougars in your neighborhood who would love to fuck you right now

Have an award, friend

Someone changed it to Moose for him because he was too young to know about the cougars yet!

Damn that is actually better. I’ll delete this and reupload that