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educated-emu t1_j0kn33t wrote

Have Hitler and putin to line their heads up and you can use one bullet.

What do you do with the other?

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NoConsideration5775 t1_j0kpzrk wrote

Good move. The other 2 are already dead and shooting Putin and his body double seems practical.

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[deleted] t1_j0kqqbw wrote

If I had a bat with a German, an American & a Chinese in a room, I'd probably bonk the American everytime,

He might have guns.

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Zeuce86 t1_j0kr5rl wrote

Nahhh just give the gun to Hitler he'll happily take care of the other 2 surely, then you just leave Hitler alone to rot with 2 corpses

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gimp1615 t1_j0kuk4w wrote

I would shoot Toby twice

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BusinessLibrarian515 t1_j0kw3lh wrote

Like all 3 of them up and shoot from the end. Twice if the caliber is too small to get all 3 with the first one

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HELIGROUP t1_j0kxsoz wrote

Can you please beat him to death and film it?

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undrhyl t1_j0kz664 wrote

Nah, I saw Osama perform at Coachella.

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munttheasker t1_j0l0ycq wrote

I'd probably miss both bullets, I wonder what would happen next

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Waitsfornoone t1_j0l26dk wrote

Force them to keep fucking each other until they can't take it anymore. They all know how to be the pitcher, but are not going to enjoy being the catcher.

Soon enough, you;ll know who has to be taken out.

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anderoogigwhore t1_j0l3rvh wrote

If I had a gun with 2 bullets and Hitler, Osama and Putin in a room, I'd probably wonder why I'm in the room. Three people responsible for mass casualties and human misery, and me. Wtf have I done?

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PsychologicalEnd7141 t1_j0l5k3j wrote

2 of them are already dead, so it makes your choice pretty easy on who to shoot.

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OGstankmuffin22 t1_j0l8j1f wrote

Realistically I'd shoot hitler and Osama. It would've prevented ww2 and most of the Iraq war and isis, along with all the other terror groups and isis. we poked the bear with putin. Im not saying he isn't crazy or that he isn't wrong for what he is doing. But we had a play in provoking him. Imagine Mexico and Canada had nukes pointing our way. That's how America is. Admit it or not, we are the leading world power, or " the world bully." It's good for us, but whoever doesn't side with us is ultimately the enemy. We're bound to have somebody who doesn't agree with us. We are fighting a proxy war with Russia involving ukraine. The U.S. is not at war with Russia, but you see, we are supplying the majority of the munitions they use

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shinydewott t1_j0l8rb3 wrote

Replying to OGstankmuffin22 (#953,465)

Killing Osama wouldn’t’ve really ended Iraq war nor ISIS

Osama was from Saudi Arabia, the country which is by all accounts responsible for 9/11 and the one that didn’t get punished for it

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xEasyActionx t1_j0lam5x wrote

So we're on a first name basis with Bin Laden now?

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KathyJaneway t1_j0lczy8 wrote

Replying to anderoogigwhore (#953,200)

>If I had a gun with 2 bullets and Hitler, Osama and Putin in a room, I'd probably wonder why I'm in the room. Three people responsible for mass casualties and human misery, and me. Wtf have I done?

Yeah, and who found Osama and Hitler's bodies and brought them into the room? Well a body and a pile of pieces and ashes...

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[deleted] t1_j0ld5pl wrote

I wouldn’t give any of them the decency of a painless bullet to the brain death. I’m having them sit down and shooting them through the kneecaps with one bullet, and then back the other way for bullet #2. After that just use the gun to beat them to death

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bigolbrian t1_j0ldqot wrote

"No you gotta curve the bullet, like in my favorite James McAvoy film Wanted"

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PM-ME-YOUR-CROTCH t1_j0le1h6 wrote

If you shoot putin in the ass, youd probably hit trump too.

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shinydewott t1_j0lf23j wrote

Replying to MrGlayden (#953,684)

Honestly I am dying in bed rn because of the cold

Maybe what I was perceiving wasn’t the fall from grace of another, but a reflection of my future which I couldn’t comprehend

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ruiero9 t1_j0lh5xo wrote

I'd shoot myself

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kholimo t1_j0lmjwb wrote

you line them all up taje one bullet shoot them all through the throat at the same time and save the other bullet in case some day you find yourself in a room with khamenie.

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WichitaSlim316 t1_j0lwsrk wrote

Wasn't this said on the office? Except replace Toby with Putin?

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PudgeCake t1_j0mpdw5 wrote

Replying to ktssaiteja (#953,433)

He's 70 years old, 5'6" tall, and lives the lifestyle of a politician. Unless you're thinking he carries a hidden ricin-tipped needle with him, I don't think he's gonna be much good in a fight.

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