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anderoogigwhore t1_j0l3rvh wrote

If I had a gun with 2 bullets and Hitler, Osama and Putin in a room, I'd probably wonder why I'm in the room. Three people responsible for mass casualties and human misery, and me. Wtf have I done?

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shinydewott t1_j0l8me7 wrote

You will do the same in the future

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MrGlayden t1_j0lbi7l wrote

Mental break: genocidal rampage
Final straw: cold

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shinydewott t1_j0lf23j wrote

Honestly I am dying in bed rn because of the cold

Maybe what I was perceiving wasn’t the fall from grace of another, but a reflection of my future which I couldn’t comprehend

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MrGlayden t1_j0lffmq wrote

Wrap up warm and make yourself a hot chocolate

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shinydewott t1_j0lfhtq wrote

Thank you, I have had chicken soup but I am too lazy to go out and get hot chocolate lol

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ClownFire t1_j0lamsi wrote

Sometimes in the echos of time it is the future that informs the past, and in the strangeness of events it will be your kindness that leaves this devastation as its wake.

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anderoogigwhore t1_j0le85p wrote

This is possibly the most profound reply I've had to a comment. Thank you.

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Crillmieste-ruH t1_j0lc0q5 wrote

Remember those anthills you stepped on as a kid? No? Well, god does.

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anderoogigwhore t1_j0lejtd wrote

There's no ants normally visible around here, but I remember the ones near the trees in Florida. I have seen A Bugs Life and Antz, I will repent.

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KathyJaneway t1_j0lczy8 wrote

>If I had a gun with 2 bullets and Hitler, Osama and Putin in a room, I'd probably wonder why I'm in the room. Three people responsible for mass casualties and human misery, and me. Wtf have I done?

Yeah, and who found Osama and Hitler's bodies and brought them into the room? Well a body and a pile of pieces and ashes...

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anderoogigwhore t1_j0lf4uz wrote

I'm guessing either the CIA or the Illuminati are the only ones that can pull this off discreetly. And since I'm not American I guess its our reptilian overlords

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Bemxuu t1_j0ld1t3 wrote

You are too observant to properly enjoy “Predators”.

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Phobos420 t1_j0lkenu wrote

Topher Grace was in it not cracking wise, had to be serial killer. How did no one notice?!?

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Bemxuu t1_j0lwf7e wrote

I did :) they weren’t too subtle about it, he HAD to be a monster to be there.

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anderoogigwhore t1_j0lepg4 wrote

I have it on DVD in a boxset with Alien and the AVP movies. idk if I've ever seen it though

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Bemxuu t1_j0lwcav wrote

Jokes aside, watch it. It’s the best movie in Predator franchise since the original.

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anderoogigwhore t1_j0ly9md wrote

Just checked - Alien films are in a seperate boxset lol. I know I've seen Predator at least once but idk if I watched the 2nd. I'll get round to it one day.

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gramb0420 t1_j0lfqwn wrote

Better to shoot yourself once done with putin just to be sure.

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Ok-Magician-3426 t1_j0l9wjp wrote

Stalin and Moa cause more deaths than everyone on this list combine

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ddollarsign t1_j0ldj51 wrote

Whoah, what did those big Easter Island statues ever do to anybody?

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Feeling_Huckleberry6 t1_j0ktbax wrote

Killing Hitler is probably the only good thing Hitler ever did.

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freemath t1_j0l7qmu wrote

On the other hand, he also killed that guy that killed Hitler

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gimp1615 t1_j0kuk4w wrote

I would shoot Toby twice

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Myself510 t1_j0l5635 wrote

Is this the thing where they use the icicle so there’s no evidence?

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NumJasper t1_j0l7lfb wrote

you were really funny, then you went too far

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xEasyActionx t1_j0lam5x wrote

So we're on a first name basis with Bin Laden now?

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munttheasker t1_j0l0ycq wrote

I'd probably miss both bullets, I wonder what would happen next

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ktssaiteja OP t1_j0l7tvi wrote

You don't want to get into a fist fight with a former KGB officer!

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PudgeCake t1_j0mpdw5 wrote

He's 70 years old, 5'6" tall, and lives the lifestyle of a politician. Unless you're thinking he carries a hidden ricin-tipped needle with him, I don't think he's gonna be much good in a fight.

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HandsOnGeek t1_j0le4iw wrote

A rifle or even a relatively heavy pistol becomes a club in the event that you run out of ammunition.

Use that information as you will.

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Zeuce86 t1_j0kr5rl wrote

Nahhh just give the gun to Hitler he'll happily take care of the other 2 surely, then you just leave Hitler alone to rot with 2 corpses

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undrhyl t1_j0kz664 wrote

Nah, I saw Osama perform at Coachella.

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Atomic-reaper69420 t1_j0l0tkj wrote

I would use them to knee cap putin and make him walk home

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NoConsideration5775 t1_j0kpzrk wrote

Good move. The other 2 are already dead and shooting Putin and his body double seems practical.

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[deleted] t1_j0ld5pl wrote

I wouldn’t give any of them the decency of a painless bullet to the brain death. I’m having them sit down and shooting them through the kneecaps with one bullet, and then back the other way for bullet #2. After that just use the gun to beat them to death

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bigolbrian t1_j0ldqot wrote

"No you gotta curve the bullet, like in my favorite James McAvoy film Wanted"

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PM-ME-YOUR-CROTCH t1_j0le1h6 wrote

If you shoot putin in the ass, youd probably hit trump too.

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ruiero9 t1_j0lh5xo wrote

I'd shoot myself

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kholimo t1_j0lmjwb wrote

you line them all up taje one bullet shoot them all through the throat at the same time and save the other bullet in case some day you find yourself in a room with khamenie.

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BusinessLibrarian515 t1_j0kw3lh wrote

Like all 3 of them up and shoot from the end. Twice if the caliber is too small to get all 3 with the first one

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Waitsfornoone t1_j0l26dk wrote

Force them to keep fucking each other until they can't take it anymore. They all know how to be the pitcher, but are not going to enjoy being the catcher.

Soon enough, you;ll know who has to be taken out.

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OGstankmuffin22 t1_j0l8j1f wrote

Realistically I'd shoot hitler and Osama. It would've prevented ww2 and most of the Iraq war and isis, along with all the other terror groups and isis. we poked the bear with putin. Im not saying he isn't crazy or that he isn't wrong for what he is doing. But we had a play in provoking him. Imagine Mexico and Canada had nukes pointing our way. That's how America is. Admit it or not, we are the leading world power, or " the world bully." It's good for us, but whoever doesn't side with us is ultimately the enemy. We're bound to have somebody who doesn't agree with us. We are fighting a proxy war with Russia involving ukraine. The U.S. is not at war with Russia, but you see, we are supplying the majority of the munitions they use

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shinydewott t1_j0l8rb3 wrote

Killing Osama wouldn’t’ve really ended Iraq war nor ISIS

Osama was from Saudi Arabia, the country which is by all accounts responsible for 9/11 and the one that didn’t get punished for it

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funkenpedro t1_j0lg8qf wrote

Uh, Ukraine had no nukes, they signed a treaty giving up all their weapons with the promise to stay neutral. Which to my understanding they did. What is the threat you are referring to?

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HELIGROUP t1_j0kxsoz wrote

Can you please beat him to death and film it?

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[deleted] t1_j0kqqbw wrote

If I had a bat with a German, an American & a Chinese in a room, I'd probably bonk the American everytime,

He might have guns.

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Impossible-Ad-8449 t1_j0knf46 wrote

Hitler killed 6 million Jews????

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