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nsciullo t1_j242jhg wrote

Actually since Hurricane Irma, they are no longer called the Virgin Islands.

Because they got fucked.

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SidewaysBegin386 t1_j2437lx wrote

It is Canary like Canine. They have a lot of dogs there. Same I guess with the virgins...

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Independent-Way5465 t1_j246vih wrote

My wife was disappointed when i told her what the bbc channel actually was

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Waitsfornoone t1_j24i61a wrote

Sadly, no canaries or wizards on Wizard Island in Oregon.

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Idontdanceever t1_j24iz56 wrote

So I know this is a joke, but there are actually lots of wild canaries on the canary isles.

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MasterFubar t1_j24ts2b wrote

I don't know exactly where the Virgin Islands are, but I'm sure they are nowhere close to the Isle of Man.

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MrZwink t1_j2501ro wrote

Theyre called after the Latin word canum for dogs. " The island of dogs"

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Cospelero t1_j25dj1y wrote

named after the dogs on the islands (canines)

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Ewetootwo t1_j25rbhg wrote

Lots of coal mines though … that’s where the virgins were hiding and the canaries died.

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Luked0g44O t1_j26sq9a wrote

Replying to nsciullo (#1,146,418)

This guy is walking along the beach, and happens upon an attractive young woman, lying on her beach towel, but having no arms or legs. She begs the man to stop, he does, and the pair begin to chat. The gal very quickly steers the conversation towards relationships, and admits that she has never been held by a man before. He, being the sensitive gentleman that he is, kneels down, and tenderly hugs the girl for a half minute. She thanks him, but quickly admits that she has never been kissed by a man. Once again, he obliges her graciously. She then immediately tells him, “I’ve never been fucked by a man before!” Gently, he scoops her up in his arms, and carries her to the edge of the water. With a grunt, he heaves her into the surf, and calls out: “There, NOW you’re fucked!”

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Luked0g44O t1_j26trui wrote

Let’s see, there are the U.S. Virgin Islands, the British Virgin Islands, but no Greek ones. Hmm…….

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barronelli t1_j28fz18 wrote

The Atlantic Canary is native to the Canary Islands.

Virgins, and Canaries, are not native to the Virgin Islands.

Richard Branson is though.

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Quiet-Pirate-4586 t1_j28s97r wrote

The islands got their name from some sort of dog that lived there during Roman times. No joke 🤣

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kvilletim t1_j2a3ftb wrote

Did you hear about the last hurricane that hit Alabama? It did a million dollars in improvements

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