Submitted by MaygarRodub t3_zy6xor in Jokes
Yuu_Got_Job t1_j2576ic wrote
Reply to comment by Common_Gain_2156 in Did you know, there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? by MaygarRodub
Not for long
12altoids34 t1_j258hpk wrote
Not since I got back. Now they're just the just " the islands"
Aldrakev t1_j25e48f wrote
yeah there were canaries till i left too now they too are just “the islands”. completely unrelated but i had a wonderful thanksgiving
theveryrealreal t1_j26qd6c wrote
None of the canaries were virgins after you left?
RecalcitrantHuman t1_j25whwz wrote
Are you Chuck Norris?
12altoids34 t1_j27x41v wrote
Dang, thought I was going to get away with that one. Nope I'm not.
Munzo69 t1_j26xdsk wrote
One of my favourite Tom Waits lines from his song ‘Heartattack & Vine’ is
‘ I bet she’s still a virgin but it’s only twenty five to nine’.
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