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nsciullo t1_j242jhg wrote

Actually since Hurricane Irma, they are no longer called the Virgin Islands.

Because they got fucked.

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No_Competition_6989 t1_j26avm7 wrote

They are still the Virgin Islands if you don't count anal

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JustJas t1_j291wab wrote

Don’t get the main joke can you explain please? Hope you had a nice Christmas

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Luked0g44O t1_j26sq9a wrote

This guy is walking along the beach, and happens upon an attractive young woman, lying on her beach towel, but having no arms or legs. She begs the man to stop, he does, and the pair begin to chat. The gal very quickly steers the conversation towards relationships, and admits that she has never been held by a man before. He, being the sensitive gentleman that he is, kneels down, and tenderly hugs the girl for a half minute. She thanks him, but quickly admits that she has never been kissed by a man. Once again, he obliges her graciously. She then immediately tells him, “I’ve never been fucked by a man before!” Gently, he scoops her up in his arms, and carries her to the edge of the water. With a grunt, he heaves her into the surf, and calls out: “There, NOW you’re fucked!”

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