I feel so sophisticated when I start sprinkling flour on my auce bitches love that shit

this is a very risky question to ask on the internet

I laughed so hard my housemate insisted I share the joke.

Unfortunately, I had to explain rudimentary sauce making first, and it kind of killed the vibe.

God damn.

Have your upvote you magnificent bastard.

Werewolf!

There! There wolf. There castle.

I always wondered how they did it.

i didn't understand. Someone please explain

Roux (pronounced roo) is a sauce base made with flour and some type of fat: butter, etc.

For many sauces, the first step is to make roux then you add other ingredients to it.

Many sauces start with a base called a roux, pronounced rue. It's usually started with a fat heated up, like oil or butter or drippings, then flour is added. For a bechamel sauce, heavy cream would be added, I think, I'm not a chef. It's very easy to make home-made gravy this way that tastes way better than you get out of a can, and you can watch your sodium intake as well - canned gravy is ridiculously high.

What do you call a werewolf who doesn’t know they’re a werewolf?

A un-aware wolf

I laughed so hard. My SO groaned and said ‘you know that’s terrible, no’. Still hilarious

Why are you talking that way?

Let's get all the way to Teri Garrs Impressive Knockers!

Oh, thank you, Doctor!

I'm ruined.....I make sauces all the time. Now I'm gonna go total Warren Zevon Werewolf of London Everytime at the Stove........first I'll howl, then speak," And his hair was perfect!" EVERYTIME! Damnit!

The Feeling is Moo-tual!

I am…..Frau Blucher!

Horse Whinny, Snort Snort!

Yes…say it…he was…MY BOYFRIEND!!!!

Say, Igor.....whose Brain,did you get?

You won’t be angry?

No, I promise,.....please just tell me.......

I’m pretty sure it was Abby something….Abby Normal!

And now I Choke You!

Eye-gore, please help me with the bags.

What do you call a werewolf that practices mindfulness? Awarewolf

You take the Blonde, I'll get the other one and we' ll give them the Ole' what For.....

Put…the candle….BACK!

I'm wondering.....if you gave the Monster, part of your Brain......what did he give you?

Oh, sweet mystery of life, at last I have found youuuuu….

(Bonus…in dubbed versions, the dubbing team has a field day picking songs in the dubbed language that fit the trope. In the Italian version, she sings the « Sempre libéra » aria from Verdi’s « La Traviata »).

Where wolf? There wolf.

https://youtu.be/3Smf24hNVjM

Thanks, I'll try and sing along like that the next time I watch the show. We have two Dogs, and EVERY time we give them baths, my wife sings the Sweet Mystery of Life while we suds them, and scrub them. Sometimes, while hauling them out of the tub, she looks up at me, pushes the hair out of her eyes, and deadpan, says Igor, can you help me with these bags?! Who's got it better than me? Nobody!

Ha ha - lucky man !

Otherwise they'd be roux-less savages!

If I knew what bechamel sauce was maybe it would have been funny?

Yah I feel like you either get this joke or you don't. I'm in the latter crowd!

This belongs in r/dadjokes

I hear they’re also quite partial to howlandaise sauce

Roll, roll, roll in the hay!

I feel bad to those who have to explain the joke for those who didn't get it

It is a sauce with a roux'd base

Because we are whywolfs

A white sauce made with milk and flour.

You take the blonde, I’ll take the one in the turban!