Submitted by fhqwhgadsz t3_zqbh6q in Jokes
Yuuwaho t1_j0yhhws wrote
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Mrs. Johnson was having her second set of twins: a boy and a girl.
Once again, she fell into a coma before delivery, so it fell to her younger brother to name the newborns. Traditionally, that job would fall to the eldest, but he had lost that privilege after naming her first set of twins Denise and Denephew. When she finally came to, she saw her brother standing by her bedside, holding her children.
"What did you name the boy?" she asked.
"Dixon."
Finally, she thought, a reasonable name for her son. "And what is the girl's name?"
"Dixoff."
wingedbuttcrack t1_j0zc85n wrote
Pussydaughter
millerphi t1_j0zezmu wrote
Heh. Penisson
big_boy_bananaman t1_j113aft wrote
Your name tho what
DonJay2017 t1_j11s3xp wrote
Pussywillow and Richard
ThetaStoleUrTendies t1_j0zfwdj wrote
Lol let's keep this going and see how many times she can have twins during a coma
FugaciousD t1_j0zuyrf wrote
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Mrs. Johnson was having her third set of twins: a boy and a girl.
Once again, she fell into a coma before delivery, so it fell to her sister this time name the newborns. Traditionally, that job would fall to the eldest, and her middle brother had stepped up later, but both had lost that privilege. When she finally came to, she saw her sister standing by her bedside, holding her children.
"What did you name the girl?" she asked.
"Dixie."
Okay, the mom thought, we ARE in Alabama, and yes, it’s a little non-PC these days, but I guess that will work with Dixon, reasonable name for her. And what is the boy’s name?"
"Dixer."
khobykhat t1_j10jm8h wrote
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Mrs. Johnson was having her fourth set of twins: a boy and a girl.
Again, she fell into a coma before delivery, and it now fell to the younger sister to name the babies. Traditionally, that job would fall to the eldest, but two of her brothers and her oldest sister had already lost that privilege. When she finally came to, she saw her sister standing by her bedside, holding her children.
"What did you name the boy?" she asked.
"John”
Not quite what I expected to name my son, but it’s okay I guess. "And what is the girl's name?"
"John’t."
hmsboomattack t1_j10ml97 wrote
What about the third set?
khobykhat t1_j10mqq6 wrote
Well.. the one above mine would’ve been the third set
hmsboomattack t1_j10napw wrote
But it says second so are they wrong or am i wrong?
hmsboomattack t1_j10ngst wrote
Hang on I’m blind they got it wrong
khobykhat t1_j10nidm wrote
The post itself is the first, the first comment in this thread is the second, the comment above mine is the third.
Yuuwaho t1_j139tnc wrote
One of them should be Mason and Madaughter for when the dad actually gets to name the kids.
FugaciousD t1_j13skqi wrote
Yeah, got it wrong, I fixed it.
Groinificator t1_j11e0gd wrote
You mean third?
Common-Watch4494 t1_j116x9p wrote
And we’ve jumped the shark
roydepoy t1_j10lras wrote
Made me 🤭
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