My deaf sister asked me if I wanted to hear a joke

I said: Sure.

She said: what?

My deaf sister asked me if I wanted to hear a joke

I nodded, because she can not hear

She said: your face.

This is for some reason even funnier

I misread it as 'dead sister', and I was wondering why a dead sister would be asking anything?

If you're both dead and in Purgatory... I just sayin! (:

That's even better.

Thought it was going to be

I replied "sounds good"

😂😂😂😂

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if i was you i wouldn't give her an answer yet. I would just play it by ear

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My deaf sister asked me “d’ya wannu her juck?”

I said: what?

She said: whud?

(I’m partially deaf and also slur my speech, before the joke police roll up and accuse me of ableism)

up you go

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My deaf sister asked me if I wanted to hear a joke

I said: Sure.

She said: Okay, here goes - My deaf sister asked me if I wanted to hear a joke

I said: Sure.

She said: Okay, here goes - My deaf sister asked me if I wanted to hear a joke

I said: Sure.

My deaf sister asked me if I wanted to hear a joke

I said: Sure.

She said: Okay, here goes - My deaf sister asked me if I wanted to hear a joke

I said: Sure.

She said: Okay, here goes - My deaf sister asked me if I wanted to hear a joke

I said: Sure.

...

And the legend has it their conversation is still ongoing...

Does she sign? If so, if she were to give me a hand job would that considered oral sex?

It took me a bit to understand but that was funny.

What demon writes (: instead of :)

r/therealjoke

To not trigger an emoji, you casual.