Submitted by TaylorFujii t3_zumjhl in Jokes
marco-polo-123 t1_j1k810x wrote
It may not be 12 inches, but it sure smells like a foot
Thanks for the upvotes everyone, as well as the award. Let's all try and enjoy the 12 inches, I mean days of Christmas 😅
MailOrderDog t1_j1kkpcc wrote
If you can't gag her with the size, gag her with the smell!
Drillbitzer t1_j1mb7ee wrote
If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it
lovejoy812 t1_j1n6k1z wrote
But if it is, get a prosthedick
SassyFisherGirl t1_j1mbesc wrote
Oh please no. 🤢😅
Jill_Schitt t1_j1n3vqv wrote
You villain! That’s a crime against humanity!
Triforcefisher t1_j1kdjsx wrote
That’s the funniest shit I have heard in a minute 😂
ShRiley2 t1_j1kmf34 wrote
No I said I had athlete foot.
Background-Wall-1054 t1_j1lvc4x wrote
I've got a 12 inch knob . But I don't use it as a rule.
amerkanische_Frosch t1_j1mluwc wrote
Fellow picks up a girl in a bar, takes her home, they kiss, they make out, and one thing leads to another and there they are, in bed, naked.
After some exciting foreplay, the fellow is about to consummate the deed, when the girl moans: "your toe, I want your toe!"
"EH?" the fellow responds.
"Your TOE", screams the girl, "TAKE ME WITH YOUR BIG TOE!"
Ever the gentlemen, the fellow complies.
A couple of days later, the fellow calls the girl on the phone.
"Err...I don't quite know how to tell you this, but I've been diagnosed with syphilis of the big toe."
The girl screams into the phone:
"You think THAT's something? I have ATHLETE'S CUNT!"
BadExamp13 t1_j1mjkcc wrote
I've got 12 inches...
... Of snow in my yard.
PowerandSignal t1_j1mw0c5 wrote
I see. How did you measure?
Jill_Schitt t1_j1n469p wrote
He dug a person-sized hole in the snow until he hit the ground, laid down on the ground, unzipped his fly, and saw that the snow was 3x the length of his erect cock.
32lib t1_j1nwqks wrote
Measured in cm,called it inches.
coldestdetroit t1_j1luhm4 wrote
BRO
MaximilianCrichton t1_j1lv34g wrote
Always the comments
MGM2112 t1_j1m29tt wrote
Omg. Thank you for the HUGE Christmas laugh.😅🤣😂
tyrone_mcpipe t1_j1md2gx wrote
I damn near rolled off the couch wheezing. Thank you for the laugh, kind internet stranger.
TarzanCar t1_j1mqq2s wrote
Keep your dick in a vice
81Angryduck t1_j1mtsfa wrote
It may not be that big around but it sure is short
ikilledsupermario t1_j1nenc4 wrote
Keep your Richard in a bad habit.
metelhed123456 t1_j1n0jxc wrote
Best joke ever lol
Annoyingaddperson t1_j1n5wjp wrote
This is how you thank upvotes properly!
treev22 t1_j1n66i1 wrote
I heard most of the world goes by the scent-o-meter…
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My_Balls_Itch_123 t1_j1na48g wrote
There's 12 inches of global warming right outside my door that I'm going to have to shovel away.
lililukea t1_j1nbwfy wrote
Dammit, if I had the money to award this comment
Galarinos t1_j1o28q0 wrote
Someone have an EU version?
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