That I had to roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

When I found it I sat on her knee, slapped her thigh and rode the wave in...

I needed scuba gear to muff her and when we were done I had to roll a few times before I was finally off her.

When it was time for her to go home I moved house because that was cheaper than removing the roof.

Side note. She refers to her pussy as an all you can eat buffet.