Submitted by Rondine1990 t3_zzrlhf in Jokes
Good on him to get his promotion!
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Actual-Situation4959 t1_j2e1jbi wrote
depends on the gender of the child. if you're after boys christianity is the way to go. if you're after girls, then "another religion" is the way to go. notice how I wrote "another religion" because I'd like to keep my head on my shoulders
Flat-Delivery6987 t1_j2e1yq4 wrote
You mean how a certain prophet of God married a female child? Do you mean "that" other religion?
Actual-Situation4959 t1_j2e5q2n wrote
sounds like it, yeah.
fukkitdick t1_j2f11qf wrote
jeez it's a joke dude! btw if god was so great that he could make the universe and everything in it but can bring Dahmer or Bundy back from the dead n say to everyone repent for I have been to hell and it's a horrible place.
vr0202 t1_j2e5v0x wrote
He went to heaven to avoid meeting again with thousands of cardinals, bishops and priests.
Actual-Situation4959 t1_j2e16wb wrote
yeah, about that, son...
Max-Carnage1927 t1_j2d9tx1 wrote
Neither of these things happened.
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Rondine1990 OP t1_j2d7hqr wrote
Us germans can be funny too...
No really...
Flat-Delivery6987 t1_j2e21zf wrote
I've heard there's too much engineering required for German humour.
NyzzByzz t1_j2dqg45 wrote
If i help cover up child abuse will i get to become an angel too? Low bar eh.