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TokeToday t1_j2btq0f wrote

That quacked me up.

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(Yeah, I know ... kind of a stretch.)

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DrPoepoat t1_j2c3xtx wrote

Autism...

Hope you all get the reference.

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MoggFanatic t1_j2cfzqs wrote

What do you call someone who graduated bottom of their class in medical school?

Doctor

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Al-Chile t1_j2cr39s wrote

They charge you the same $$

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Cpt_Copycat t1_j2cyjt2 wrote

A lawyer was interviewing a doctor about the death of a patient "When you examined the patient, did you check his pulse?" asked the lawyer.

"I didn't" said the doctor.

"And did you listen for a heartbeat?" said the lawyer.

"No, I did not" the doctor said.

"So in other words" the lawyer said "When you signed the death certificate you had NOT taken adequate steps to confirm he was dead."

"Well, let me put it this way," said the doctor- "At that point, the man's brain was in a jar on my desk. But for all I know I guess he could've been out practicing law somewhere!"

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